Privacy Policy

Welcome to the Pickledilfs Privacy Policy, where we’ll tell you (kind of) how we use your data while desperately trying not to put you to sleep. Spoiler alert: It involves beer and pickleball.

1. Data We Collect (a.k.a. Things We Swear Are Important)
We collect some basic information, like your name, email address, and a detailed record of every excuse you've ever made for missing an easy shot. Just kidding (kind of). We also gather information about your pickleball preferences, like whether you're Team Dink or Team Smash, and, of course, your favorite beer. Because how else can we judge you appropriately?

2. How We Use Your Information (Totally Not for Evil Purposes)
We use your information to send you very important updates, like the date of our next Pickledilf tournament or when we’ve posted new dad jokes. Occasionally, we may even remind you of how terrible you were last Tuesday so you can come back and redeem yourself. And yes, we might use your favorite beer choice to create an elaborate chart ranking all the dads. Cheers to that!

3. Sharing Your Information (Only with People Who Deserve It)
We do not share your information with third parties—unless it’s hilarious. If you achieve greatness (or epic failure) on the pickleball court, we reserve the right to plaster your name all over our Hall of Fame section and maybe even make a meme about it. Your dignity is important to us, but so is content, and content wins every time.

4. Cookies (No, Not the Chocolate Chip Kind)
Our site uses cookies, which are tiny bits of data that help us remember who you are and, more importantly, what embarrassing stories you’ve shared in the comments. You can disable cookies if you want, but then you’ll miss out on personalized content like "Why Your Paddle Isn’t the Problem: A Guide for Bob." And nobody wants that, Bob.

5. Security (Keeping Your Secrets as Safe as Our Knees)
We promise to protect your data as fiercely as you protect your reputation on the pickleball court—which is to say, we try our best, but we can’t promise a flawless performance. Our website security is top-notch, assuming you define "top-notch" as "Bob’s brother-in-law who works in IT gave us some tips."

6. Your Rights (Like You Have a Choice Anyway)
You have the right to access your data, change your data, and pretend you didn’t make that last purchase of “The Ultimate Pickleball Paddle of Destiny” at 2 a.m. on a Saturday. If you want to delete your information, just shoot us an email, and we’ll make it disappear (after laughing about it first, obviously).

7. Changes to This Policy (Whenever We Feel Like It)
We may change this privacy policy whenever we feel like it—most likely after we get some new embarrassing stories to share or we figure out how to use data for something more creative. You agree to check back occasionally, or just be okay with whatever nonsense we’ve added since your last visit.

8. Contact Us (But, Like, Don’t Be Weird About It)
If you have questions about this privacy policy, please feel free to reach out, preferably with a funny story or two. We’re here to help, or at least to pretend we know what we’re doing.

Thanks for trusting us with your info (or at least tolerating it)! Now get back out there and dink responsibly.